There’s all the time a little bit of tradition shock whenever you transfer from a small city to a metropolis. The lack of timber, the infinite drone of sirens bouncing off a sprawling heap of concrete and neon lights. Who lives like this? Millions apparently, tens of millions of people who find themselves unfamiliar with the comforts and struggles of a stoner in a small city.
1.) You’re on a primary identify foundation with the pizza supply dude.
When the pizza place solutions the telephone with, “Hi Dave,” as an alternative of “May I take your order,” it is perhaps time to think about a salad. Unless, in fact, your hometown has that small-time stoner allure. When the space to your nearest neighbor needs to be measured in acres, inviting the supply dude in for a fast smoke sesh solely feels proper. I imply, the man does make a visit to your home each weekend. You’re virtually associated.
2.) Your highschool health club instructor was a daily on the smoker’s pit.
We all had that one instructor who was extra spaced than the scholars and it was in all probability the one whose job it was to show you the fundamentals of dodgeball. It was the one class you by no means actually needed to fear about as a result of the individual on the entrance of the room didn’t appear to care both. You’d in all probability see them at lunch, asking for a light-weight.
three.) Everybody pitch.
An unwritten rule of each gathering is that everybody throws in a little bit of their bud and all of us get by. Don’t be a dick, this can be a canna-community and everyone knows the place you reside.
four.) What do you imply Sativa or Indica? I’ll take what I can get.
‘How do you want to feel today?’ was by no means a selection you have been confronted with. Instead, it was extra of a recreation of weed roulette. You get regardless of the vendor delivered to the get together and also you have been all the time comfortable to smoke it. They have been easier occasions when your vendor must stroll uphill each methods to get to your home. At least, it positive felt that means when the textual content you acquired an hour in the past stated, “omw 5 mins.”
5.) Your supplier is chill af with recognizing weed.
“I’ll get you back,” are 4 phrases that may by no means be spoken within the metropolis. But in a city of two,000, it was extra like dwelling on an island. Where the hell have been you going to go? Besides, it’s solely a matter of time earlier than you got here again to the one individual on the town who bought. Which brings us to…
6.) There is legit one supplier.
It wasn’t actually a query of the place you’d get your weed, only a query of whether or not that one individual you all knew had any on the time. This individual was in all probability an in depth pal, probably even your greatest pal. He was a daily on the home events and everybody eagerly awaited his arrival like youngsters on Christmas Eve.
7.) You’d fairly spend your weekend getting excessive at a bonfire than drunk on the bar.
To be trustworthy, there was just one bar on the town and the proprietor banned you for lighting a joint on the patio as a result of he was operating for deputy-mayor and it made him look dangerous… Too particular? Alright, however all of us keep in mind that one bar, the native dive that served watered down beers and one way or the other smelled like urinal muffins in all places however the toilet. It was nowhere close to as enjoyable as chilling with your mates round a fireplace the place you possibly can smoke in peace and select the music. Speaking of which…
eight.) Someone on the home social gathering will attempt to throw on some nation music, you’ll cease them.
This was all the time the pal who was extra drunk than excessive. I imply, who else would change the track proper in the midst of the refrain? We could also be surrounded by corn fields, however when you contact that stereo whereas Cyprus Hill is enjoying there shall be penalties.
9.) Finding a spot that may ship at 2 AM was torture.
What the hell is Uber Eats? We don’t also have a bus route out right here. If you’re chilling with pals on the weekend and also you get the late-night munchies the fridge higher be stocked as a result of it’s solely a matter of time earlier than you’re going to should get actually artistic with toast.
10.) The native McDonald’s all the time had a cop parked out entrance in the midst of the night time and you understand why.
You haven’t lived in a small city till you’ve been ID’d by a cop on the solely McDonald’s for miles. Its three AM and at this hour of the night time the place was full of just one type of buyer. There’s a line in entrance of the counter that places the Rick and Morty’s Szechuan sauce hype to disgrace, however you wait anyway as a result of the self-serve machines are a bit an excessive amount of to deal with proper now.