John Garrison and Hope Deery have been stoked to discover a trove of morel mushrooms whereas foraging within the woods close to their residence in Darlington, Maryland. The delicate fungi solely sprout for a couple of weeks every spring, and devoted mushroom hunters hold the whereabouts of their morel spots a closely-guarded secret. Garrison, who research wildlife and fisheries biology, snapped photographs of their fungi discover, and posted them to Facebook with a cheery message saying they have been going to “sautée them with brown sugar and cinnamon and see how that turns out.”
Just hours after his Facebook submit, Garrison and Deery had simply completed consuming the mushrooms when there was a knock on the door. In a follow-up Facebook publish, Garrison wrote, “A police officer and an RA were standing outside. We let them in and as soon as the police officer walked in he asked us why we were eating mushrooms and posting about it online.”
The cop was itching to arrest them for consuming shrooms, Garrison wrote: “He thought he was on the biggest bust of his career thinking we were having a magic mushroom party before I explained to him that morels are a native choice edible mushroom similar to truffles.”
The police officer refused to consider the couple had consumed a authorized substance, even after Garrison retrieved a portion of one of the morels from the trash. “I showed him and he still wasn’t convinced that they weren’t magic mushrooms,” Garrison wrote, “Which was shocking to me because morels look nothing like psychedelic psilocybin mushrooms and I figured a police officer would know what illegal drugs looked like.”
Not Magic, Just Delicious
The skeptical cop wouldn’t budge in his perception that Garrison and Deery have been excessive on hallucinogenic mushrooms till a second police officer arrived and took a take a look at the stays of their dinner. “I showed her the morel and she immediately knew it was a morel which was a relief,” Garrison wrote in his Facebook publish. “They processed our IDs and eventually left. What an experience.”
So who referred to as the cops? Clearly, somebody who is aware of nothing about mushrooms. Morels look completely nothing like psilocybin. Pearl-clutchers, snitches and cops, take observe.