Sports Update: Matt Kemp Back + Brotato Aaron Feld

My sports activities posts gained’t be regular as a result of I’m not a sports activities author, I’m not a statistician, however I’m a fan so that you’ll get what you get!

Baseball season is presently underway and my Dodgers aren’t doing that nice. We’re coming off a recreation seven, World Series loss that was onerous to abdomen even when it was a enjoyable and LONG collection and we have been killing it final season. So this yr we have been anticipated to do a lot of the identical, KILL IT and probably convey a World Series win again to Chavez Ravine – it’s not wanting that means.

Before the season even began we misplaced one among our greatest gamers, who I consider is the guts of the group, Justin Turner after he suffered a damaged wrist when he was hit by a pitch in a spring coaching recreation. LAME. Then when the season began we simply didn’t seem like the 2017 Dodgers. Kershaw was nonetheless a pitching machine, however our offense wasn’t serving to him out. Then we acquired information that Seager was affected by a UCL sprain in his proper elbow and was going to be lacking the remainder of the season so he might have Tommy John Surgery. If that wasn’t dangerous, days later it was introduced that our ace, Clayton Kershaw was being positioned on the 10 day DL with left bicep tendonitis. To say the 2018 season has been irritating is an understatement.

But I’m a New Day follower so I’m making an attempt to concentrate on the energy of positivity, that being Matt Kemp. We have been reunited with Kemp after a 5 participant commerce with the Atlanta Braves in the course of the off season. After Matt Kemp fizzled his first time with LA a whole lot of followers weren’t joyful about his return. I however was type of excited, I used to be mad we misplaced Culberson on this commerce, however after I learn “The Resurgence of Matt Kemp” from Bleacher Report, I remained hopeful.

I used to be proper to be constructive as a result of Matt Kemp is doing good! Please don’t jinx, please don’t jinx.

As of proper now Kemp has a .313 batting common with .350 OBP, .500 Slugging Average and a .850 OPS. Yay stats! In regular individual converse meaning dudes LIT AF. He’s performed 42 video games,134 AB, 13 Runs, 42 Hits, 20 RBIs, and 5 Dingers. In reality as I write this Kemp had a recreation profitable double within the ninth after a double header with the Nationals. BOOM.

Added bonus? Matt Kemp is a fucking full on babe.

My different sports activities obsession? Aaron Feld the Strength and Conditioning Coach that the Ducks acquired this yr. Aaron Feld is a full on broseph with a previous timey mustache and possess’ the power that DJ Khaled would have if he ate pussy.

After the snake Willie Taggart ditched the Ducks for a head teaching job at FSU they’ve been making an attempt to rebrand and I feel Aaron Feld is simply what the physician ordered. Aaron Feld’s movies on Twitter make me want I used to be a yoked out bro with sick abs. Young dudes will love his power they usually have sick exercises brah.

Added bonus? Aaron Feld is a babe, even with that mustache.


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